Meet Mr. Cliché, the self-proclaimed expert in short-term trading, featured on our hilarious Gnarly Investor T-shirt.
Front of the T-shirt: Mr. Cliché is ready to conquer the financial world with a martini in one hand while over-confidently toasting to "Buy the Dips, Sell the Rips."
Back of the T-shirt: Catch Mr. Cliché riding the waves of the investment world, balancing between triumph and wipeout, all in corporate style.
Features:
Warning: Sense of humor required. Gifting this t-shirt to the humorless may cause confusion, pouting, or excessive crying like a little baby.
Ideal for casual wear just to lighten up the day, parties, or business events.
Perfect gift for the business-minded or college student.
Great for those who trade stocks, crypto, and other potentially risky investments.
Made from high-quality, durable 100% cotton for long-lasting comfort.
White T-shirt with black ink. Available in unisex sizes.
Shipping dates may vary.
Due to recent demand, please allow 7-10 business days for deliveries within the US. International orders may take longer.
